The Annihilation Of Your Mother's Toast

seeaann:

you must be a paper towel because you’re 

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watchtheskytonight:

grantairees:

if you’re ever with a group of people and everyone is arguing loudly about many different things just yell I WILL TAKE IT! I WILL TAKE THE RING TO MORDOR!

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I DID THIS DURING OUR LANGUAGE ARTS DEBATE AND MY TEACHER SLOWLY GOT UP FROM THE BACK OF THE ROOM AND WALKED BEHIND HER DESK AND THEN I GOT FREE CANDY FROM MY TEACHER

That’s the best thing ever…

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cabooseandgeoffry:

Don’t tell Tucker…

cabooseandgeoffry:

Don’t tell Tucker…

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thedingledodies:

oscill8wildly:

milktree:

you can pretend like I dont exist but I still made you whimper like a little bitch when you were about to cum

i need this printed on a t-shirt

That’s awesome lol

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thefrogman:

Doghouse Diaries by Will, Ray, & Raf [website | twitter | facebook]

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kingcroacus:

googlehomie:

hey man I haven’t heard anything from Beethoven in a while is he on hiatus or something

beethoven hasnt heard anything in a while either

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wefellinlove:

mrmosbyisgettingtiredofyourshit:

Post it notes from a stay-at-home dad

(part 1)

This is adorable.

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